Wednesday, October 20, 2010

Mr. State Street Old Navy Dude

Dear Mr. State Street Old Navy Dude –

I do not know you…..But I do not like you very much.

I don't smoke. I'm not a drinker. And I'm not gay. As a matter of fact, I am in deed a card carryin' Christian. But you make me feel like I'm going to hell anyway. If I avoid you, I can only imagine how smokers, drinkers and homosexuals feel.

Notice how nobody ever takes one of your flyers?

 
Notice how people are trying to figure out if they can actually get into Old Navy from the OTHER side of the street?

Yea….not sure what your definition of success is, Mr. State Street Old Navy Dude, but I would re-think it.

Most people who are wrong actually know they are wrong…..for the most part. What they don't know is how to get out of it. If they could just "stop it" I'm sure they would. There are some people who sign on the dotted line to get a crazy package, but not that many. Most folks are just doing what they know….doing the best they can with what they got. Most folks are just stuck.

You should pray for them Mr. State Street Old Navy Dude…… and tell them God loves them, if you're really trying to be about your Father's business. Last time I checked, it was JESUS + NOTHING that gets you into Heaven. Not not having a pack of Kools….

Part of me wants to question the sins you got hidden in your closet Mr. State Street Old Navy Dude, since you're so adamant about other people's, but I'm not gon' do that. That's between you and Jesus. But if I could ask you anything, it would be…..

Why Old Navy!?!?!? Did you do some type of market research? Of all the bar, clubs, XXX stores and college campuses, you picked Old Navy the heathen hotspot??

Maybe it's not your message Mr. State Street Old Navy Dude….maybe it's location location location!

I'm just sayin'….

~Me-Shell-A

1 comment:

Laura Ferrell said...

I know the guy you are talking about... would pass him on the way to class at Loyola. I would get stopped at that damn light every time, which I hoped was not a sign from God.