If You Were A Dude, I'd TOTALLY Marry You

I have heard AND said this SOOOOOO much in recent days.  I didn’t necessarily wanna write this blog at first, ‘cuz it started taking quite a depressing turn.   I was lamenting my singleness, and that of my ever so lovely girlfriends, and it just made me frustrated and angry.  Or, as I like to term it, “frangry”.

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I was/am frangry because it’s starting to feel like we’re that last little fat kid with the coke bottle glasses and extra smedium shorts getting picked last for kickball!   I mean really…..I have not met a better group of women!! Dimes….. 5 star chicks….. all that and two bags of chips.  Whatever the kids are saying these days!  If I was a dude, I’d snatch up any one of them!  BEAUTIFUL, educated, drama-free, loving, funny!!!!  And most of them can even boil water…..so you won’t starve!!!  But alas, we’re not, as of the time of this here publication, being picked for anybody’s team.  But Loose Lisa, Broke Barbara, Dumb Debbie, and Chrissy Chaos…..Oh! They STAY on the team!

Are You MFN Kidding Me!?!?  I don’t understand.

I just keep it moving.

But once I actually put things into perspective, I turned my frown upside down.   I have to thank God that A. I do have such wonderful women to share my life with.  B. That I’m not doing this single thing by myself and C. Each one gives me a glimpse of what my future Boo will be like.  There are so many characteristics that I admire in each one, that I can only believe that my Boo will be all that wrapped up in one handsome 6ft tall, light skinned, muscular package.  =)

Don’t scrunch your face up!  The Lord knows what I like!!!  And when YOU get a blog, you can tell the world what YOU like!  Until then……

 

So….Blogland, here are the ones that I would marry, NO QUESTION!   I’m not gon’ deal with the physical, since they’re girls and I’m not REALLY going to marry them.  They all fine as wine tho’!  What I’m really after at the end of the day is somebody to share my life with - the good, the bad, and the ugly.  I’ve given them boy names to protect the innocent…..so don’t bust nobody out and don’t give me a hard time cuz I don’t wanna marry you!

First up, let’s call “him” Big Willy!  Seriously, all a woman wants to do is marry her best friend.  Thick and thin, that person is there. (That goes for life and body weight! Ain’t that right Big Willy?!?)  Flaws and all, as much as Big Willy pushes my buttons some times, they can do no wrong.  Big Willy is more supportive than I could ask for.  This is probably one of the most important characteristics I’m looking for in a mate.  I need to know that when it goes down….and it will indeed go down….I  need to know that my Boo is there for me.

#2 Kelvin – I look at Kelvin and I’m in awe.  Kelvin’s that dude!  I’m like “WOW…that they’ve got it together!”   Focused, determined, disciplined.   I respect Kelvin…..Kelvin makes it happen!  At the same time humble enough to share their struggles.  Important mate characteristics – Can I respect you?  Do you make good decisions?  Are you determined?  Do you inspire me to be better?   Do you PUSH me to be better?  Otherwise….. what’s the point?  Both of us end up stale, stagnant and stuffy!!!

#3 Rondell – Truth be told….Rondell is already married.   Oh but Rondell knows if they weren’t….and it wasn’t an abomination before the Lord…..Rondell would be my Boo! =)  Rondell is HILARIOUS!!!  Not a sad moment when you’re in their presence!  Just a big box of fun!  Probably one of the most genuine people I’ve ever met.  Uber talented… .So talented it’s scary!  Mate material #3 – can you make life fun??  Bills, kids, jobs, house, etc . etc. ……….. life is hard enough!  Can the everyday with you be good?

#4 Parker – Me and Parker don’t talk a whole lot……but I got love for ‘em just the same.  Parker has got to be THE happiest person in the ENTIRE world!  Neck and neck with Rondell with being a big box of fun.   And so sweet you’d probably get a tooth ache. Parker officially made the list just today when they said to me, “I won’t leave if you’re not good.”  Let’s face it…..people are selfish.  Everybody’s got their own agenda.  Everybody has things they gotta deal with.  But, at the end of the day, can you lay down your life….your thoughts, your desires, your job, all your STUFF….. for me? Today, Parker made me feel like I was important….like I was a priority.  What woman is not looking for that?  To be a man’s number one?

I’ve got other fabulous girlfriends…..but you’d be reading all day!  Gotta keep it short and sweet!

Now that you know what yo’ girl is looking for…..

GO FIND MY REAL BOO!!!   GEEZ!!!! What are you waiting on?!?!??!  Move! Move! Move!!

Leave his phone number and his picture in the comment box…….LOLOL!! =)

Me-Shell-A