“So Money”

I was hanging out with the homies the other night (hi Kiwi!), and the video for Hello Good Morning plays on the screen.

I roll my eyes.

Puffy works my nerves. It's not that I don't like dude. He aight..... Not as obnoxious as Kanye. But he gets close.

Some people are just too much. And Puffy is one of those people. From the colognes to the cars....to the Maybach you bought your 16 year old to the stupid name changes no one pays attention to. You make a band every week and put yourself in half of them. They disappear and nobody but you rises up Harlem Shakin' from the ashes. And do you really need your own vodka? Aren't they all made the same? Ain't you rich enough? 

Puffy has what I have termed "So Money" - "SO" much of it he don't really know what to do. "SO" much money he really don't need to do nothing else....especially the stuff he sucks at, i.e. singing and rapping. "SO" much money that when he does do something, everybody's like SO….

You're a mogul. We get it.  I really just need you to sit down.

Puffy is not the only one on my list, even though he is by far the most annoying. Here are the other 4 of my Top 5 people who need to have a seat.

Jay-yonce'. Beyon-Z. Whatever. They's married now so I'm counting them as one. They are too much together. They are too much sold separately. Clothes. Concerts. Colgnes. Jay's got a book now. How you write a book, but not your lyrics??? Have a seat.  Make a baby. Do something else.

Russell Simmons. Sigh. So much I could say about you Mr. Simmons. But I'll start and end with the RUSH Card.  Can you really take me seriously as a responsible consumer when the same logo on my card is stitched across my ass, the back of my jacket and dangling from my ears? Are you MFN Kidding Me? Get your stuff together and find yourself a real bank. Take your chances at Chase though….

 

                          

Janet. Ms Jackson if you nasty. You've been rich since you were like what?? 5?? I like you.... I'm just annoyed by your acting. Wake me when you're not in a TP Production.... OR...OR... You're in TP Production, but not playing the Uppity, Me-and-My Money Black Woman!! Other than that….ZZZzzzzzz!
 
50 Cent. This $&($*% got a club in his house. This #$*&!& got his own WATER!!  SO MONEY!! You got so much money I think your hood status should be revoked.  People with night clubs 3 doors down to the left of their bedroom cannot, I repeat, CANNOT rap about how rough their life is.  I'm just saying...

When I'm rich Blog-land, make sure I AM relevant and AM NOT obnoxious. I don't wanna end up on one of my own lists!

~Me-Shell-A

P.S. Dear Kanye - I wanna like you. Really I do. I just need you to have seat for like a week….and Google yourself. If you don't think you are indeed obnoxious at the end of seven days, by all means, carry on! However, if at the end of seven days, you figure out what the rest of us already know….. let's makes some changes, huh?? Everything you think should not be said….that's for people with blogs! =)